there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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