let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
there was a trapeze. enough said
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
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Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
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