i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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