As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Tornado booty call.. dedication
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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