If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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