Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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