Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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