Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
farters have to be the big spoon...
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
How external is "for external use only"?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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