I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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