Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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