I need help removing her.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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