dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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