I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
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You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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