Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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