i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
