So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
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My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
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Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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