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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.

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  woah 15?

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  i know! what is this dateline?

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• (585): View more from New York

  It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...

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• (718): View more from New York

  we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.

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  Score one for dad.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome

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• (207): View more from Maine

  We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.

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