ya dads aren't the best wingmen
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Randomize
