Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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