I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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