the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
