Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
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I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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