it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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