i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
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