Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
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She's the barista slut.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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