Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
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I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
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He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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