It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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