In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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