Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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