i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
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heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
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The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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