I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
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So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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