I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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