Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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