sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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