you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
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New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
tell me about the eggs
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