mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Randomize
