I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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