i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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