He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
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Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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