Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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