Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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