i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
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Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
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DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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