if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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