Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Randomize
