I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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