The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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