Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
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I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
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I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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