You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
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