She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Randomize
