Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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