idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
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Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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