She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
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You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
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Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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