when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Randomize
