Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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